WHEN I WAS YOUNG,I JUST KNEW I'D LIVE TO BE 90 OR 105 AND STILL JAZZY.HA.MY BODY SAYS DIFFERENT AND I'M NOT EVEN HALF WAY THERE.I HURT MY BACK AT WORK,THEN WAS IN A CARWRECK.AND LET ME TELL YOU,WHEN YOU SEE A TREE COMING AT YOU POSTHASTE,HEADON,WELL,IT'S A TRIP TO SAY THE LEAST.I WAS PASSENGER IN MY FRIENDS CAR WHO NEVER DROVE A DAY IN HER LIFE TILL LAST YEAR WHEN SHE WAS 50.SURPRISINGLY,SHE DRIVES LIKE SHE'S BEEN DOING IT ALL HER LIFE.EXCEPT FOR WHEN WE HIT THE TREE.WHEN WE CRASHED,I JUST KNEW WE WERE GOING TO DIE OR BE SEVERLY FUCKED UP.WE WRECK,MY FRIEND GETS OUT,CRYING HYSTERICALLY,RUNNING AROUND THE CAR LIKE A MADWOMAN.MY LEG WAS INSTANTLY SWOLLEN.VERY SWOLLEN.I DIDN'T EVEN GET OUT.JUST TURNED MY LEGS OUT THE DOOR AND SAT THERE,IN SHOCK.THE AMBULANCE GUYS TOLD ME MY LEG WAS BROKE,DON'T TRY TO STAND.THEY CUT OFF ME MY FAVORITE PAIR OF PANTS.NO BREAK,JUST BAD BLOOD CLOT.ANYWAY A FEW MONTHS LATER,I STARTED HAVING SEVERE BURNING PAINS RUN DOWN MY LEG.MY BACK KILLS ME WHEN I WALK OR STAND.A TRIP TO THE DOC'S,HOSPITAL AND THE NEUROSURGEON,TELLS ME,A BONE HAS SLIPPED OUT OF PLACE IN MY SPINE AND I HAVE A PINCHED NERVE.BESIDES THE DEGENERATIVE DISK DISEASE,STENOSIS,AND ARTHRITIS I HAVE,,THAT'S WHERE THE PAIN IS COMING FROM.GREAT!!GUESS I WON'T BE THAT 90 OR 100 YR. OLD JAZZY AND ALL.DOC SAYS YOU NEED SERIOUS SURGERY,GO IN AND SCREW BONE BACK IN PLACE.I'M THINKING,EVERYONE I KNOW THAT'S HAD BACK SURGERY,HAS HAD TO BE CUT OPEN NUMEROUS TIMES AND ARE STILL IN PAIN.PLUS I'VE NEVER HAD SURGEY IN MY LIFE FOR ANYTHING.SO I OPT FOR TRYING STEROID INJECTIONS IN MY SPINE,WHICH THEY DON'T THINK WILL HELP.YESTERDAY WAS THE FIRST INJECTION.YEEHA.WHILE THE DOC WAS TRYING TO INSERT THE NEEDLE,I'M HOLDING MY BREATH AND CLINCHING MY HANDS,,HE ASKS,,DO YOU HAVE A BELLY BUTTON RING? WHO ME,,NO.WHAT'S THAT HEART HE ASKS?HE TOLD ME TO LOOK AT X-RAY MACHINE.THERE WAS A HEART DANGLING BETWWEN MY BONES!OH,,I FORGOT.IT WAS A LITTLE GOLD HEART ON MY UNDIES.HA HA OK MY NEICE IS HERE WANTING TO USE MY PUTER SO I'LL FINISH THIS POST TOMORROW.TILL THEN,,,,,,,,,